Wild Thing
My dog has a problem and, by extension, I have a problem. Basically he’s too high-strung and could probably benefit from psychotherapy of some sort. Don’t laugh; our vet suggested that could be...
View ArticleRefrigerator Art: The Sequel
Well the inevitable has happened. I’ve gone to the dark side of home décor once more and I can’t begin to express my deep regret over my failings. In sum, I’ve sullied the surface of my newish...
View ArticleDrive Thru. No Thanks.
There are great multitudes of things my husband refuses to do based on what I assume are a warped set of principles. To name a few: He won’t put up a Christmas tree on or before Thanksgiving, he won’t...
View ArticleBig Brother
I have a confession to make. I stalk my children. I stalk my husband, too. I don’t know why I do it, actually. It’s a sickness, I guess—an unhealthy obsession with knowing exactly where my loved ones...
View Article20 Things I Never Imagined I’d Say to My Dog
It’s really cold outside and it’s not time for a walk yet. I just want to spoon you and watch Hallmark movies. All day. I know the FedEx truck looks tasty, but YOU CAN’T EAT IT. Stop barking as …...
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